Guy #162 – The perfect relationship for when you don’t know how to have them…

I suppose Guy #162 was the perfect Guy in many ways. We never talked, we never committed, we never expected anything from each other, but each time we met we had the kind of sex that reminded me how fun living can be.

Guy #162 and I only spoke with each other the night we met. He was a gorgeous Colombian twink and I have blond hair and blue eyes. Gravity did the rest.
The conversation was mostly a formality, but it lasted a good hour nonetheless, probably because I felt shy in the presence of such a beautiful Guy. I guess I wanted to give him the impression I wasn’t just in it because of his looks, despite the fact I wanted him because of his looks.

Looks aside, Guy #162 was a very friendly person who spoke English as a second language. His English was better than my Spanish, but in terms of complexity our conversation could just as easily have taken place on Sesame Street.
He spoke a little about missing his Colombian family and even got a bit emotional when he opened up about the worst thing that had ever happened to him: the death of his dog. I had buried my mother a few years before and spent my days tending to my stepdad who was currently knocking on heaven’s door. I couldn’t care less about a dead dog, but I was affected by Guy #162’s sadness, plus I really wanted to get to the sex part we had both agreed upon the instant we first glanced at each other.

So I empathized and got physical, two things that are really just one and the same when it’s sex you’re after. The kissing soon followed.

I enjoyed having sex with Guy #162 and he enjoyed me in return. After we were done we each went our seperate ways, only to run into each other a few weeks later. This time we skipped the talking and went straight to lovemaking. It was even better than the first time.

For a while we would run into each other occasionally and each time we did we ended up having sex. It was the perfect relationship for someone who, like me, is very inept at having them. Our conversation never exceeded Cookie Monster’s vocabulary and we gorged on each other as if we were made of oatmeal. The great thing was that, in those gorging moments, Guy #162 and I completely understood each other. Whatever we were feeling – lust mostly – it was completely mutual.

Sex with a beautiful person, in all its simplicity, is nothing short of a treat. I dare say it’s the kind of treat every Guy is looking for when they go out hunting.

Whenever Guy #162 and I would run into each other, we both instantly knew something sexual would sprout from it. We never made any effort to meet. We just did, our local gay scene being small enough for us to bump into each other every so often.

After we bumped each other the fifth or sixth time, I decided to up the fun a little by giving Guy #162 my phone number.
“App me sometime,” I said.

I haven’t seen or heard from him since.


Relationship summary:

LENGTH: 6 months
FORMAT: Randomly regular hook-ups
SEX SCORE (0 = Getting a phone number when you really don’t want it <–> 10 = The best sex ever): 9.8

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4 Comments

      1. Jesus Christ….. L, Van the Reeeeeeee! I don’t read all the details is not so much my thing but you seem like a fun guy, a bit of a promiscuous to say it midly but I can relate to that, for the other sex that is, I have this girlfriend that supports everything, the wildlife, the poor children, the insects, she basically wants to save the world and she is always in favour and talks about it about the LGBT (I think that is the acronym) and in my case I hate that, if you put that into people you make take away their individualism, as I told you before my uncle was gay, he died of aids almost two years ago and I was with him until the end, literally me and my mother when he went into a comma we just waited for him to die. And this man I can tell you a bunch of not gay stories about him, point being he was a great man with a lot of heart. I do know other people that are gays that I would litteraly smack them. You got my point, I judge people as individuals. you seem like a nice guy and…..gays have girl that are friends, a lot, so help me!!!!!

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