Guy #204 – Hottest consent ever…

The world is a beautiful place, but that doesn’t mean everybody you meet at an orgy is your type. I first met Guy #204 in the company of Guys #200, #201, #202 and #203. To me Guy #204 was the odd one out. He was the only one older than me and as such not […]

Guys #201, #202 and #203 – Five Guys, one cabin, lots of fun…

I suppose the title above does a fairly good job telling this story, but for the sake of fun, let’s go into some details: Guy #200 was someone who recognized me from my blog. He introduced me to Guy #201, his boyfriend, who was also there. There in this case was a drugs invested foam […]

Guy #200 – The fan?

I first kissed Guy #100 in full view of about a dozen Guys that had come and gone before him, making the story of Guy #100 a flashback episode of sorts. The ‘eponymous’ Guy #168 was someone I fell in love with the moment I met him. The experience turned out to be so intense […]

Guy #197 and #198 – Orgy politics…

It’s always nice to be invited to an orgy. You may not be in the mood for an orgy, it might even come at a bad time, but in and of itself, someone asking you to join their private sexfest is a nice compliment if nothing else. While the great thing about orgies is that […]

Guy #179 and #180 – A hot Guy and someone who was also there…

Threesomes can be like a game of rock paper scissors, only rebranded as a game of top bottom woman. Of course, not everybody can win a game of top bottom woman. Top and bottom get along fine, but it’s not unlikely for a third person at a threesome to more or less just be there. […]

Guy #178 – Matrix Me…

There’s two sides of me. One is Matrix Lennard, cool, in control, super hot and capable of dodging bullets if only for showing off. It’s the Lennard I hope the Guy of my dreams will see in me. Then there’s just Lennard, my actual self, insecure, needy and incapable of dodging insults. Guys I am […]

Guy #176 and #177

It is September 11, 2018, I am 36 years old and at this exact point in time I have had sex with about 305 Guys. I say ‘about’ because, among other things, this story will show you sex is not a simple yes or no variable. When you’ve more or less had sex with some […]

Guy #174 – The one with feelings. And cocaine. And gonorrhoea.

Some time ago I wrote the ‘story’ of Guy #168, except that it wasn’t much of a story, but rather an overview of all my personal issues standing in the way of me getting an actual, loving relationship with a Guy. It’s not that Guy #168 is not a story I don’t want to tell: […]

Guy #172 and #173 – Quitting smoking is easy. I do it all the time…

Gay saunas. A lot of my stories take place in a gay sauna, even though I consider myself a sensitive person who prefers an intimate hug over an anonymous quickie. So why the many, many quickies? To me, sex with strangers is a bit like cigarettes: every month you go without them is a good […]

Guy #170 – Oprah on a bad day…

I don’t like fat. It’s why I prefer walking over public transportation, why I have a gym membership I don’t use as often as I feel I should and why I have to digest guilt each time I eat ice cream. So when I meet a Guy and find myself confronted with the decision whether […]

Guy #167 – Twice you go black…

As I’ve mentioned before, I’m not really into ebony. Call me a racist sexist, but black Guys to me are like women in the sense that I have considerable trouble getting hard in their company. Unless of course someone is so unbelievably beautiful and good looking they make you forget about sexuality and preference, someone […]

Guy #166 – The thing with orgies…

“Can I fuck you?” were the first and pretty much only words Guy #166 ever spoke to me. I don’t remember much of our remaining conversation but imagine I must have said something along the lines of Yes, as Guy #166 in fact became the 166th Guy I ever had sex with shortly after the […]

Guy #165 – Two Guys, some drugs and a whirlpool…

Imagine for a second a universe that is truly infinite. Picture yourself traversing the cosmos for an eternity and more without reaching an end, only finding an infinite number of galaxies, stars and planets. If the universe is really infinite that means the atoms that make up my body, my friends, my Guys, my home, […]

Guy #162 – The perfect relationship for when you don’t know how to have them…

I suppose Guy #162 was the perfect Guy in many ways. We never talked, we never committed, we never expected anything from each other, but each time we met we had the kind of sex that reminded me how fun living can be. Guy #162 and I only spoke with each other the night we […]

Guy #160 and #161 – 9 minute 20 second relationships

According to PornHub the average human being visits their site for 9 minutes and 20 seconds. Think about it. Isn’t it the greatest statistic in the history of statistics? That’s 9 minutes and 20 seconds between pressing Play and grabbing Kleenex. 9 minutes and 20 seconds is all the time we invest in porn stars […]

Guy #159 – That thing I hate to talk about…

Let’s talk about anal sex. It’s a kind of sex the way artichokes are a kind of food: You usually don’t like it the first time around and good preparation is always key to success. More specifically, you commit sodomy about as impulsively as you eat artichokes. Delightful and healthy as they are, both require […]

Guy #152 and #153 – Gay dating and the true meaning of the word ‘No’…

As is to be expected from a gay Guy over 30, rejection is an integral part of my daily routine. After all, most 20 year olds believe there was a time I roamed the Earth with dinosaurs. I rarely initiate a conversation with anyone on Grindr, but when I do it’s usually with someone younger […]

Guy #149 – The most forgettable of them all…

Do you really remember all the people you ever had sex with? It’s a question I get asked a lot. While I try to be 100% sure this blog tells the story of every Guy I ever had sex with, I may have forgotten one or two of my dates over the years. When I […]

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