Guy #194 – The cutest Guy in the sauna…

In a gay sauna, there are three types of Guys: The nontouchables, or people I don’t want to touch no matter how often they grab my balls. They account for about 90% of sauna guests, are often fat and hairy, not to mention high.  The touchables, 9% of Guys I could see myself doing, not […]

Guy #184 and #185 – Spread love, not scabies…

1. Intuition It’s knowing what you don’t know you know yet. It’s the most unreliable advice you should always listen to. It’s what I should’ve listened to the moment I first saw Guy #184. It’s what could have saved me a lot of agony. 2. Social obligation It’s doing what you don’t know you’re doing […]

Guy #182 and #183 – 2 blowjobs, 0 memories…

I started 168guys.com, among other reasons, because I was convinced every Guy I ever had sex with is a story to be told. After all, sex is special, intimate, animalistic and on and off rewarding. Sex is eventful. Or at least, it had been eventful every time when I started this blog. That’s why I […]

Guy #181 – Waiter must cut meat…

If a Guy likes me that much, something must be wrong with him. That was my main thought during my time with Guy #181. Guy #181 was actually kind of very hot. I say kind of, because he wasn’t perfect in each and every way: he had a great personality, he was smart, considerate, caring, […]

Guy #178 – Matrix Me…

There’s two sides of me. One is Matrix Lennard, cool, in control, super hot and capable of dodging bullets if only for showing off. It’s the Lennard I hope the Guy of my dreams will see in me. Then there’s just Lennard, my actual self, insecure, needy and incapable of dodging insults. Guys I am […]

Guy #176 and #177

It is September 11, 2018, I am 36 years old and at this exact point in time I have had sex with about 305 Guys. I say ‘about’ because, among other things, this story will show you sex is not a simple yes or no variable. When you’ve more or less had sex with some […]

Guy #175 – Donald Trump the aphrodisiac…

“I apologize for Donald Trump,” was one of the first things Guy #175 said to me. I don’t have anything against Americans, but the ones who apologize for Donald Trump the first chance they get have a special place in my heart. There’s nothing cuter than a Guy apologetically admitting his American citizenship, knowing all […]

Guy #171 – The old Guy…

If there’s one thing I hate it’s getting old. I don’t mind picking up some wisdom here and there as the years go by, but dammit the skin around my eyes wrinkles when I laugh. I’m getting wrinkles. Perhaps the main reason for clinging to my youth is the way I treated ‘old’ people all […]

Guy #170 – Oprah on a bad day…

I don’t like fat. It’s why I prefer walking over public transportation, why I have a gym membership I don’t use as often as I feel I should and why I have to digest guilt each time I eat ice cream. So when I meet a Guy and find myself confronted with the decision whether […]

Guy #169 – When being yourself is easy…

Being yourself is both the easiest and the hardest thing to do. And usually, we opt for making it hard on ourselves. I for one am way too much of a people pleaser. It’s rooted in my innate desire to be liked and/or eternal fear of not being loved. The easiest thing would be to […]

Guy #164 – Attractiveness means nothing. And everything.

Here’s the thing with being attractive: It doesn’t really mean anything. And it means everything. Attractiveness is a conflict in and of itself. In many ways I feel I’ve been blessed with my looks, as I generally receive decent amounts of attention from Guys. At the same time I get rejected all the time. While […]

Guy #163 – Being a dominant kiss-ass…

Being a psychologist who spends a lot of time in places where gays get naked, I see insecurity the way that kid from The Sixth Sense sees dead people: Insecurity is everywhere. It doesn’t know it’s insecure, although in the end it kind of does and for some reason I feel it’s my duty to […]

Guy #162 – The perfect relationship for when you don’t know how to have them…

I suppose Guy #162 was the perfect Guy in many ways. We never talked, we never committed, we never expected anything from each other, but each time we met we had the kind of sex that reminded me how fun living can be. Guy #162 and I only spoke with each other the night we […]

Guy #152 and #153 – Gay dating and the true meaning of the word ‘No’…

As is to be expected from a gay Guy over 30, rejection is an integral part of my daily routine. After all, most 20 year olds believe there was a time I roamed the Earth with dinosaurs. I rarely initiate a conversation with anyone on Grindr, but when I do it’s usually with someone younger […]

Guy #149 – The most forgettable of them all…

Do you really remember all the people you ever had sex with? It’s a question I get asked a lot. While I try to be 100% sure this blog tells the story of every Guy I ever had sex with, I may have forgotten one or two of my dates over the years. When I […]

Guy #148 – Three out of three…

If planet Earth houses 7 billion people, it’s safe to say a few hundred million of those people are Guys who enjoy mating with other Guys. On the other hand, of all the hundreds of millions of gay Guys this planet has to offer, frustratingly few of them set up camp on remote tropical paradises. […]

Guy #147 – Pretty woman…

I first saw Pretty Woman a full decade before I became sexually active. I particularly remember that scene where Richard Gere and Julia Roberts go down on a grand piano. Famously, this sex scene lacked any kissing, for Hollywood hookers don’t kiss on the mouth lest they get feelings. Aged 13 and with no real […]

Guy #145 – Look at me not being shallow!

Sometimes I like to look at human beings as I imagine aliens would. Aliens, in my view, would be unable to rank us based on our attractiveness. Voluptuous lips, muscled legs, dark blue eyes, straight teeth, abs…all of it would look equally random when seen from hundreds of light years away. The reason I try […]

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