INDEX OF STORIES

To make it easy for you to find a particular story or Guy number, here’s an overview of every story published on 168guys.com, chronologically, and with a short description of what to expect:

Guy #1 – If the shoe fits…
What kind of sexual experience should you expect when you’re a closeted 24 year old virgin hooking up with a Guy through an anonymous phone service? Guy #1 taught me.

Guy #2 – A much needed shower…
Two highly inexperienced loners hook up under the guise of wanting to experiment, not a recipe for success.

Guy #3 – In the Oval Office…
Sex is more exciting when you’re at risk of being caught by your date’s girlfriend.

Guy #4 – 30 seconds of horror…
I thought I was getting a lesson in sodomy, though it turned out to be my first lesson in love.

Girl #1 – The perfect daughter-in-law…
Finally, after 24 years, someone to tell me I’m not the Elephant Man. So I could let go of chasing this heterosexual mirage.

Guy #5 – Grabbing myself by the balls…
The first time I went to a gay bar, all by myself, knowing I’d be observed, waiting to be conquered.

Guy #6 – Sex with chocolate chip cookies…
Is there such a thing as threesome etiquette? When it’s your first threesome ever you can’t help but wonder.

Guy #7 – Like Oliver Twist at an all-you-can-eat buffet…
It’s overwhelming to get attention from Guys when you enter the gay scene for the first time. It’s not an excuse to become greedy, though.

Guy #8 – Caught in translation…
Not everybody you hook up with in a public washroom is in it for the romance.

Guy #9 – Hot Guy. Disgusting roommate.
That time my date taught me just how white privilege I am.

Guy #10 – Why I’ve been such a bad kisser for so long…
When something who kisses too eagerly meets someone who’s only in it for the main course, not a lot of second dates happen.

Guy #11 – The hunter…
I had learned how to pick up Guys on a dance floor. And I didn’t like the thought of going home empty handed.

Guy #12 – Gandalf at a Tupperware party…
Sometimes sex happens not because you want to, but because you want to fit in, for instance when you’re in a pool with 5 other Guys.

Guy #13 – The tourist…
For someone who’s gay, I spent a long time chasing Guys believing it was just sex I was after. Guy #13 was the first one to show me feelings can also be a thing.

Guy #14 – The fearful fag…
My first relationship, with someone locked in a closet.

Guy #15 – Guilt vs. Pleasure…
It’s great to be with someone who’s hot in every sense of the word, but it’s difficult to enjoy sex with someone who feels guilty for having it.

Guy #16 – Mi casa…
You can share a lot, even if you don’t share a language.

Guy #17 – Not perfect enough…
It’s nice to fool around with someone, to get intimate even, until that person starts to get feelings for you.

Guy #18 – Sexual fast food…
For years at an end I enjoyed the comfort of having sex on speed dial. In retrospect I probably didn’t treat Guy #18 with the respect he deserved, though.

Guy #19 – The quickest of quickies…
A lot can happen when you go the washroom in a gay nightclub, though Guy #19 left me wanting even more.

Guy #20 – Going supernova…
My first time exploring my sexuality in a big city with a vibrant gay scene. I should’ve been more careful.

Guy #21 – Looks matter…
That time I learned not to meet up with a Guy based solely on a body pic.

Guy #22 – My looks matter too…
It’s great being with a Guy who’s hot as hell, but it does make you aware of your own shortcomings.

Guy #23 – Chubby, bearded and oh so sweet…
One day I decided I wanted to do gay porn. So I auditioned.

Guy #24 – What’s love got to do with it?
The only way to find out if you can perform in the presence of a cameraman is to try it out.

Guy #25 – The man with the beard, the jaded lighting guy and the harbinger of glucose…
That time I shot my first porn scene in a hotel room in Toronto.

Guy #26 – Commitment is not a choice…
When your partner is possessive, aggressive and controlling, cheating on him becomes tempting. With me, for instance.

Guy #27 – Recreationship…
I love Toronto, in part because I got to enjoy it with some lovely people, including Guy #27.

Guy #28 – Parking lot purgatory…
Awful car sex, made worse by the fact that my date was very hard to get rid of.

Guy #29, #30 and #31 – Another date, another dollar…
One hotel room, three Guys and a cameraman.

Guy #32 and #33 – Stroke that ego…
My first ever sexual experience in a gay sauna.

Guy #34 – Hunter or prey…
My second experience in a gay sauna already taught me a lot about the unspoken rules that govern these places.

Guy #35 – The virgin…
I had reached a point where I considered myself experienced enough to pay it forward, to introduce someone to gay sex like someone had once introduced it to me. Turns out I still had a lot to learn.

Guy #36 – Pain relief…
Sometimes a sex date is simply a great way to meet interesting people, to connect with them, even it’s just for a few hours.

Guy #37 and #38 – And there was much embracing…
Then there are the kind of sex dates where any form of intimacy is dismissed in a heartbeat.

Guy #39 – The lie that was his selfie…
When you’re still relatively inexperienced and eager to have sex, you don’t always act on the right impulses. People with only one selfie usually have something to hide, but as it turns out, they’re still people.

Guys #40, #41, #42, #43, #44 and #45 – To the moon and back…
One day my porn producer asked if I wanted to ‘perform’ in a gay sauna. Not my proudest moment.

Guy #46 – The massage…
For a long time I had this weird speck on my back that made me very self conscious. Guy #46 was the first one to make me feel at ease with it.

Guy #47 – Finding friends in the wrong places…
I did my final porn scene with a Guy I really liked. Too bad we were just colleagues.

Guy #48 – Summertime sadness…
Perhaps my first experience in love, even if it only lasted 10 minutes on the backseat of a cab.

Six weeks of celibacy…
It took me 48 Guys before coming out to my mother.

Guy #49 – Knocking on heaven’s door…
The first time you get an STD is always the most painful, even if it’s curable.

Guy #50 – Jaws…
Pity sex is, quite literally, when you have sex with someone out of pity. And it’s never a good idea.

Guy #51 – Once, you go black…
This time I dated a black Guy, simply because I’d never done so before.

Guy #52 – LOST…
Navigation is an integral part of gay dating, and I wasn’t as big a left-brain thinker as I thought.

Guy #53 – Nipples…
Quite possibly the best sex date I ever had. I never had a thing for nipples until Guy #53 came over for a visit.

Guy #54 – Saying ‘No’ to hungry bottom…
After a certain amount of time in the gay scene you can’t help but see patterns, and no matter our sexual preferences, we can all relate to someone whose Grindr name is ‘Hungry Bottom’.

Guy #55 – Post-orgasmic cam session cool down…
I had never engaged in camsex before, which was ample reason to try it out.

Guy #56 – Horny loner, sneaky cheater…
The stereotype that gays and monogamy don’t go well together is at least partly rooted in reality. In this particular instance I spent Christmas Eve with a married Guy, and there was much rejoicing.

Guy #57 (Part 1) – Love.
The first time I ever fell in love with a Guy. Of course it ended badly.

Guy #57 (Part 2) – Me and my Wikipedia…
Every gay Guy knows what it’s like to have unprotected sex and then be on the lookout for symptoms of acute HIV infection. I got a severe flu exactly two weeks after Guy #57 and I had sex.

Guy #58 – The perfect storm of bad coping…
Being heartbroken simply doesn’t lead to good decision making.

Guys #59 through #79 – To sex or not to sex…
My first experience with orgy culture. In retrospect it would be the first and only time I attended an orgy sober, which is probably why I wasn’t blown away by the experience as one might expect.

Guy #80 – All about the abs…
Are abs the cure to loneliness? Guy #80 seemed to think so.

Guy #81 – Nearer to God… (Part 1)
Sometimes someone you meet in a gay sauna walks out of your life that very night. And sometimes you meet someone who becomes one of the best friends you ever had.

Guy #81 – Nearer to God… (Part 2)
It’s easy to label religion as retarded when it objects to homosexuality, but Guy #81 showed me a kinder side of God regardless.

Guy #82 – Fast Food Sushi…
More and more sex started to become a casual experience. I still chased Guys, but my reasons for doing so were gradually shifting.

Guy #83 – By the way, I’m a Nazi…
Dates can become torture when the person you’re sleeping with snores, and it doesn’t bring out the best in me.

Guy #84 – The stalker…
The craziest people are the ones who know how to appear sane at first, only to reveal their true nature after you gave them your phone number.

Guy #85 – XTC…
My first experience with XTC: as in I had sex with someone who was high on the stuff, years before I would start using it myself.

Guy #86 – A slut in sheep’s clothing…
He wanted a relationship, I just wanted sex. So I pretended to be sensitive and caring.

Guy #87 – Trying to be myself…
Amazing sex with one of the hottest Guys I’ve ever been with. You can’t help but feel a little insecure as a result.

Guy #88 – The weasel…
People often tell a few lies to help them get laid. And all too often I fall for it.

Guy #89 – Divide and conquer…
Sometimes you have sex with a Guy, not because you like him so much, but because you want to show your competition who’s boss.

Guy #90 – The logistics of getting a naked stranger in my bed…
Grindr dates have a reputation of being easy, but sometimes you spend so much effort on making a sex date happen, there’s little time left to enjoy the sex itself.

Guy #91 – Abs and brains…
Enjoying abs and brains in one and the same person is not necessarily easy when you’re a narcissist.

Guy #92 – Ode to my genitals…
Put simply, Guy #92 gave me the best blowjob I ever had.

Guy #93 – Back when I was chubby…
He was perfect. Me not so much. I was starting to reach an age where being white privilege alone wouldn’t suffice in getting me laid much longer. I had to start getting in shape.

Guy #94 – The sad one…
Depression quickly becomes your essence, so it’s no wonder sadness is reflected in the sex you have.

Guy #95 – The sad one’s boyfriend…
Perhaps Guy #95’s desire to have sex with more than one person was the reason for Guy #94’s depression.

Guy #96 – A long distance relationship that was absolutely fabulous until it absolutely wasn’t…
Yes, it’s possible to fall in love over a webcam, and from there it’s a small step to become dependent on someone’s Facebook posts.

Guy #97 – Going on the prebound…
Heartbroken, I tried to get over a relationship that never really existed.

Guy ? – A letter to a Guy I haven’t had sex with. Yet.
Me taking on the role of Dr. Phil at a time when I was probably more in need of him.

Guy #98 – The tease…
Some Guys get off on having sex with other Guys, others get off on having the option.

Guy #99 – That time I saved the universe from imploding…
More than anything else, my reason for having sex with Guy #99 was OCD.

Guy #100 – The joy of revenge sex…
Sex out of spite is not a bad thing when the Guy you’re doing it with is absolutely wonderful. It just makes the revenge taste sweeter.

Guy #101 – World’s worst blowjob…
I don’t mind being dominated every so often, but I do have my limits. Turns out personality really is a factor in having good sex.

Guy #102 – In sickness and in health…
And then one day your mother gets cancer. Having sickness in your life affects your sex life too.

Guy #103 – Sticky rice…
Few things are more exhausting than a sex date that just won’t leave you alone when you want to be alone. Being prone to socially obligate my way through life doesn’t help either.

Guy #104 – Best pity sex ever…
The best way to let people know HIV is not a turnoff for me is to have sex with them.

Guy #105 – Urkel…
Guy #105 was one of the sweetest Guys I’ve ever been with, and as such one of the most annoying. And he had a crush on me.

Guy #106 – Damn that beauty…
The most beautiful Guy I’d ever been with up till that point. Of course I have trouble accepting gorgeous Guys can be into me.

Guy #107 – The former model…
A one-time date with someone whose online pictures were amazing. Amazing and ten years old, which is why a second date never happened.

Guy #108 – Good things come from taking pictures of mirrors…
We make selfies to sell our sexuality, but they can also be the start of a sexless friendship.

Guy #109 – That time STD’s were sexy…
Never thought hepatitis would improve my sex life.

Guy #110 – The Oscar to my Elmo…
When your own life isn’t exactly on track, it’s kind of comforting to be with someone who’s worse off than you are.

Guy #111 – Downton Shabby.
One of my weirdest sex dates ever. Imagine a stranger suddenly standing next to you as you’re having sex with someone. It’s not as sexy as you’re imagining it.

Guy #112 – Gayspeak.
Gayspeak is a language of abbreviations and curtness, used to facilitate sex, not relationships.

Guy #113 – The one I told my mother about…
What happens when two people get together to find out they have everything in common, except one of them’s life is a mess.

Guys #114, #115, #115 and #117 – The most dangerous drug of all…
Gays can be pretty instrumental in their relationships, despite and because of the highs we give each other, treating each other as one would drugs.

Guy# 118 – Dating alone together…
I wanted sex, he wanted to be social. It was exhausting.

Guy #119 – A vacation from my vanity…
Looks are an important part of gay culture, so when you’re with someone less attractive than you, you’re granted to comfort of letting go for a while.

Guy #120 – Like a virgin…
Beauty is more enjoyable when it has some experience under its belt.

Guy #121 – The dorminant one…
It’s adorable when someone who believes he’s dominant asks for permission to be dominant.

Guy #122 – The spoiled brat…
Sex is a great way to get to know someone. In this case, I found out my date was spoiled and annoying.

Guy #123 – The reason I’m on Grindr…
For all its shortcomings, Grindr does add a lot of value to our lives, though often in ways you don’t expect.

Guy #124 – Let the dolphin speak…
Being subtle when telling a Guy you’re not that into him works fine, for people who get the hint. But a lot of Guys don’t seem to get the hint.

Guys #125, #126, #127, #128 and #129 – Floating…
In the weeks leading up to my mother’s passing I managed to have sex with 5 different Guys. I guess I don’t the whole coping thing very well.

Guy #130 – The Lay After…
When you go on a sex date mere weeks after burying your mother, it’s not a bad idea to open up and just be yourself, even if it is just a sex date.

Guy #131 – The ring beard…
Dating is a game, and I don’t always play it very well. The end result was the memory of one of the worst dates I ever had.

Guy #132 – The marine.
Often the question of who’s bottom and who’s top is hardly a question at all. And then there are Guys who surprise you.

Guy #133 – On the beach…
When the scenery is lovely, you’re inclined to think of your dates like that as well.

Guy #134 – Shame…
Car sex can be very depressing, uncomfortable and socially awkward.

Guy #135 – The best sex. Yet.
The first time I ever said ‘I love you’ during sex and meant it.

Guy #136 and #137 – The ones who inspired this blog…
Two very unrewarding sex dates that made me ponder my life and that of every other gay Guy.

Guy #138 – The hotness that is clinical depression…
Sometimes you find out someone is layered, more than the format of a sex date will allow you to explore.

Guy #139 – So sometimes hot Guys are into me…
When you hit up the hottest Guy you’ve ever seen on Grindr, you expect him to say ‘No’, or be fake. In any case you can’t imagine someone that hot being into you.

Guy #140 and #141 – Letting go of the shallow…
I tried to put personality before looks a few times. Hey, I tried at least…

Guy #142 – The awkwardness of dating people the normal way…
If you’ve grown accustomed to Grindr etiquette, it’s both refreshing and daunting to meet someone in real life.

Guy #143 – For the very first time…
Deprived of any high school crushes during high school, I got mine at age 32.

Guy #144 – Having an actual relationship…
When people ask me why I’m not really the relationship type, I often refer to Guy #144 as one of the reasons.

Guy #145 – Look at me not being shallow!
I really tried exploring a Guy’s personality in aid of making the sex with him pleasurable. Not being shallow is really kinda difficult though.

Guy #146 – Why do gay saunas have to be so dark?
Darkness facilitates good sex as it does poor judgment.

Guy #147 – Pretty woman…
Sex dates can be heartless, but they’re always better when there’s kissing on the menu.

Guy #148 – Three out of three…
The gay scene is small, so it’s not uncommon to have sex with a friend of a friend and a friend of that friend.

Guy #149 – The most forgettable of them all…
“Do you really remember all the Guys you ever had sex with?” people ask my sometimes. Guy #149 makes me wonder if I do.

Guy #150 and #151 – Adam and Steve and some Guy they met on Grindr…
Quite simply the story of one of the nicest threesomes I ever had.

Guy #152 and #153 – Gay dating and the true meaning of the word ‘No’…
Persistence is, more often than I’d like to admit, a successful strategy in getting a Guy to have sex with me.

Guys #154, #155, #156 and #157 – My first orgy…
My first, overwhelmingly mind blowing dive into orgy culture. The first time you combine sex with drugs in the company of so much nakedness, lust and trust, it changes you. At the time I had no idea how much.

Guy #158 – Dumped by an angel…
Left outside in the cold at 6 am on January 1st, gays are both blessings and bitches.

Guy #159 – That thing I hate to talk about…
Sodomy comes with a few rules, guidelines and a bit of a script when things go wrong. And it does go wrong sometime.

Guy #160 and #161 – 9 minute 20 second relationships…
About as typical as a night in a gay sauna gets…

Guy #162 – The perfect relationship for when you don’t know how to have them…
No commitment, all the fun.

Guy #163 – Being a dominant kiss-ass…
Compliments aren’t always the lube to smooth out a relationship. They can actually hamper your efforts to get close to someone.

Guy #164 – Attractiveness means nothing. And everything.
Gay saunas are great because you mostly get judged by your looks. Gay saunas are awful because you mostly get judged by your looks.

Guy #165 – Two Guys, some drugs and a whirlpool…
XTC. It’s especially great the first couple of times you use it.

Guy #166 – The thing with orgies…
Orgies are both the best and the worst place to make friends.

Guy #167 – Twice you go black…
Sex with a beautiful Guy at an orgy the way it’s supposed to be at an orgy: lovely.

Guy #168 – Meet some of my issues…
That time I fell in love with this Guy I met at this gay orgy.

Guy #169 – When being yourself is easy…
Gay saunas are among the worst places to get food poisoning.

Guy #170 – Oprah on a bad day…
Gay Guys who don’t have their looks to offer are often well trained in the art of seduction.

Guy #171 – The old Guy…
Few things are as harsh as getting old in the gay scene.

Guy #172 and #172 – Quitting smoking is easy. I do it all the time…
Sex with strangers is about as gratifying as a cigarette. Smokers will know that can mean a thousand things.

Guy #174 – The one with feelings. And cocaine. And gonorrhoea…
Drugs, issues and STD’s…quite a few stereotypes came together in Guy #174, and it was a reflection of myself more than anything else.

Guy #175 – Donald Trump the aphrodisiac…
Americans. Not all of them are awful.

Guy #176 and #177
What counts as sex and what doesn’t? Sex is not exactly a dichotomous variable.

Guy #178 – Matrix Me…
The Guys that annoy me the most are often the ones who remind me of myself the most.

Guy #179 and #180 – A hot Guy and someone who was also there…
Threesomes are always a bit complicated when it comes to dividing attention.

Guy #181 – Waiter must cut meat…
Sometimes you meet someone who’s perfect in almost every sense of the word. Almost. You can trust me to focus on that ‘almost’ part.

Guy #182 and #183 – 2 blowjobs, 0 memories…
When you engage in casual sex enough, the experience becomes forgettable after a while. Literally.

Guy #184 and #185 – Spread love, not scabies…
The story of the most regrettable foursome I ever had.

Guys #186, #187, #188, #189, #190, #191, #192 and #193 – The weekend…
When you’re in love with someone you met at an orgy, you go to more orgies in hopes of meeting that Guy again. Not the best coping.

Guy #194 – The cutest Guy in the sauna…
So many issues play out within the walls of a gay sauna. I don’t exactly play the game very well.

Guy #195 – A common side effect of GHB…
GHB can make your horny as much as it can knock you unconscious.

Guy #196 – Another common side effect of GBH…
People just look prettier, even though you rationally know it’s a drug changing your perception.

Guy #197 and #198 – Orgy politics…
Diplomacy can be a valid reason for having sex with someone.

Guy #199 – A quick history of AIDS…
With undetectables and Prep use becoming normal, so again does barebacking.

Guy #200 – The fan?
I had sex with the first Guy who ever recognized me from my blog.

Guys #201, #202 and #203 – Five Guys, one cabin, lots of fun…
It’s the small things in life that can make you feel alive, like having a drug induced fivesome.

Guy #204 – Hottest consent ever…
When someone is not your type, it means he has to work you in order to conquer you. It’s absolutely delightful when that someone is smooth to the bone.

Guy #205 – Close for comfort…
The gay scene can be harsh and unforgiving, which is why familiar faces can often make powerful allies.

Guy #206 – That time I cried at an orgy…
Mix too much drugs with love, insecurity, jealousy and more drugs, and you eventually find yourself crying at an orgy one day.