Movies are almost instantly dated by the technology they feature. You could probably rank every James Bond film chronologically just…
Guy #197 and #198 – Orgy politics…
It’s always nice to be invited to an orgy. You may not be in the mood for an orgy, it…
Guy #196 – Another common side effect of GHB…
People look prettier when you’re high, even more so at orgies, where everybody is high, where you look prettier too.…
Guy #195 – A common side effect of GHB…
Apart from knowing two people who died doing GHB and having one of my best friends almost die from it,…
Guy #194 – The cutest Guy in the sauna…
In a gay sauna, there are three types of Guys: The nontouchables, or people I don’t want to touch no…
Guys #186, #187, #188, #189, #190, #191, #192 and #193 – The weekend…
I first met Guy #168 standing next to this whirlpool at this gay sauna during this foam party: hundreds of…
Guy #184 and #185 – Spread love, not scabies…
1. Intuition It’s knowing what you don’t know you know yet. It’s the most unreliable advice you should always listen…
Guy #182 and #183 – 2 blowjobs, 0 memories…
I started 168guys.com, among other reasons, because I was convinced every Guy I ever had sex with is a story…
Guy #181 – Waiter must cut meat…
If a Guy likes me that much, something must be wrong with him. That was my main thought during my…
Guy #179 and #180 – A hot Guy and someone who was also there…
Threesomes can be like a game of rock paper scissors, only rebranded as a game of top bottom woman. Of…
Guy #178 – Matrix Me…
There’s two sides of me. One is Matrix Lennard, cool, in control, super hot and capable of dodging bullets if…
Guy #176 and #177
It is September 11, 2018, I am 36 years old and at this exact point in time I have had…
Guy #175 – Donald Trump the aphrodisiac…
“I apologize for Donald Trump,” was one of the first things Guy #175 said to me. I don’t have anything…
Guy #174 – The one with feelings. And cocaine. And gonorrhoea.
Some time ago I wrote the ‘story’ of Guy #168, except that it wasn’t much of a story, but rather…
Guy #172 and #173 – Quitting smoking is easy. I do it all the time…
Gay saunas. A lot of my stories take place in a gay sauna, even though I consider myself a sensitive…
Guy #171 – The old Guy…
If there’s one thing I hate it’s getting old. I don’t mind picking up some wisdom here and there as…
Guy #170 – Oprah on a bad day…
I don’t like fat. It’s why I prefer walking over public transportation, why I have a gym membership I don’t…
Guy #169 – When being yourself is easy…
Being yourself is both the easiest and the hardest thing to do. And usually, we opt for making it hard…
