In a gay sauna, there are three types of Guys: The nontouchables, or people I don’t want to touch no matter how often they grab my balls. They account for about 90% of sauna guests, are often fat and hairy, not to mention high. The touchables, 9% of Guys I could see myself doing, not […]
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Guys #186, #187, #188, #189, #190, #191, #192 and #193 – The weekend…
I first met Guy #168 standing next to this whirlpool at this gay sauna during this foam party: hundreds of Guys either in their prime or clinging to it for dear life, gathered in a building built to enable gay sex, it be under hot showers, boiling sauna cabins, misty steam quarters, foamy dance floors, […]
Guy #181 – Waiter must cut meat…
If a Guy likes me that much, something must be wrong with him. That was my main thought during my time with Guy #181. Guy #181 was actually kind of very hot. I say kind of, because he wasn’t perfect in each and every way: he had a great personality, he was smart, considerate, caring, […]
Guy #175 – Donald Trump the aphrodisiac…
“I apologize for Donald Trump,” was one of the first things Guy #175 said to me. I don’t have anything against Americans, but the ones who apologize for Donald Trump the first chance they get have a special place in my heart. There’s nothing cuter than a Guy apologetically admitting his American citizenship, knowing all […]
Guy #174 – The one with feelings. And cocaine. And gonorrhoea.
Some time ago I wrote the ‘story’ of Guy #168, except that it wasn’t much of a story, but rather an overview of all my personal issues standing in the way of me getting an actual, loving relationship with a Guy. It’s not that Guy #168 is not a story I don’t want to tell: […]
Guy #168 – Meet some of my issues…
“The path of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.” William Blake Ever since I started 168guys.com, the question I get asked the most pertains to what I will do after I reach 168 Guys. The answer is both simple and not so simple. Let’s start with simple. When I started writing this blog, the […]
Guy #164 – Attractiveness means nothing. And everything.
Here’s the thing with being attractive: It doesn’t really mean anything. And it means everything. Attractiveness is a conflict in and of itself. In many ways I feel I’ve been blessed with my looks, as I generally receive decent amounts of attention from Guys. At the same time I get rejected all the time. While […]
Guy #162 – The perfect relationship for when you don’t know how to have them…
I suppose Guy #162 was the perfect Guy in many ways. We never talked, we never committed, we never expected anything from each other, but each time we met we had the kind of sex that reminded me how fun living can be. Guy #162 and I only spoke with each other the night we […]
Guy #160 and #161 – 9 minute 20 second relationships
According to PornHub the average human being visits their site for 9 minutes and 20 seconds. Think about it. Isn’t it the greatest statistic in the history of statistics? That’s 9 minutes and 20 seconds between pressing Play and grabbing Kleenex. 9 minutes and 20 seconds is all the time we invest in porn stars […]
Guy #144 – Having an actual relationship…
The closest thing I ever got to having a relationship was going through an actual relationship with Guy #144. More precisely, a relationship with Guy #144 and his mother. The first time I met Guy #144 was on a sex date at his place. He lived with his mother as it turned out, who I […]
Guy #143 – For the very first time…
I guess we all adjust to the ones we’re with. Or maybe I just lack the backbone to be myself in front of other people. Guy #143 was barely of legal age, he still went to high school, lived with his mother and was also unbelievably mature for his age, not to mention cute. While […]
Guy #142 – The awkwardness of dating people the normal way…
Old fashioned as it may seem, sometimes you meet people you will have sex with on normal, everyday gatherings such as birthday parties. Guy #142 and I met one night and ended up eating cake together, which somehow evolved into us exchanging phone numbers. A few weeks later I found myself having sex with him […]
Guy #135 – The best sex ever…
The last time I had sex with Guy #135 I whispered “I love you” seconds before coming. It felt strange to say the L-word for a change, but above anything else I knew I meant it, even after coming. That almost never happens. What I loved most about Guy #135 was his wisdom. I’ve never […]
Guy #124 – Let the dolphin speak…
Sometimes Guys on Grindr fail to get the message: That he’s just not that into you. A good friend of mine introduced me to the perfect emoji for silencing people who fail to realize when the relationship, whatever it was, has run its course. It’s the dolphin. These days, whenever I used up every available polite […]
Guy #123 – The reason I’m on Grindr…
These days it says the following on my Grindr profile: I will have sex with you if you can tell me what happened ‘before’ the Big Bang. It’s an easy promise. Not even Stephen Hawking knows the answer, but it’s a nice invitation for Guys to get intellectual with me. I still judge people by […]
Guys #114, #115, #116 and #117 – The most dangerous drug of all…
Drugs will forever be a part of our lives, whether it’s nicotine, weed, alcohol, cocaine, XTC, roofies, poppers, ketamine, speed or the most dangerous drug of all: Intimacy. The high Intimacy provides is unrivaled by any substance, but like all drugs, Intimacy is only fun by the token of its risk: Dosage is key and […]
Guy #113 – The one I told my mother about…
My mother and I never talked about my love life. We maintained a silently agreed upon don’t ask don’t tell policy, which meant I ran off every time the subject of love and sex appeared on the horizon. Guy #113 would go down in history as the only Guy I ever told my mother about: […]
Guy #110 – The Oscar to my Elmo…
Sometimes life gives you lemons. Lemonwise, 2012 was not a great year for me. My mother was undergoing treatment for ovarian cancer, my brain still went sour at the thought of Guy #96 and I had to work as a telemarketer to make ends meet. Dating at the time was an escape. The same was […]