Guy #194 – The cutest Guy in the sauna…

In a gay sauna, there are three types of Guys: The nontouchables, or people I don’t want to touch no matter how often they grab my balls. They account for about 90% of sauna guests, are often fat and hairy, not to mention high.  The touchables, 9% of Guys I could see myself doing, not […]

Guy #152 and #153 – Gay dating and the true meaning of the word ‘No’…

As is to be expected from a gay Guy over 30, rejection is an integral part of my daily routine. After all, most 20 year olds believe there was a time I roamed the Earth with dinosaurs. I rarely initiate a conversation with anyone on Grindr, but when I do it’s usually with someone younger […]

Guy #148 – Three out of three…

If planet Earth houses 7 billion people, it’s safe to say a few hundred million of those people are Guys who enjoy mating with other Guys. On the other hand, of all the hundreds of millions of gay Guys this planet has to offer, frustratingly few of them set up camp on remote tropical paradises. […]

Guy #131 – The ring beard…

Blessed with everything but a plan or even the slightest idea of what I wanted to do with my life, I moved to the island of Curaçao in October of 2013. For a few years I lived in this tiny country, cocooned from the outside world by its climate, the beaches, the rum, the air […]

Guy #119 – A vacation from my vanity…

As a gay Guy who frequents places where I face the scrutiny and judgment of other gay Guys, I try to take care of my body. I eat healthy, I even pack a few bananas every week, I run, I go for walks, I hardly ever drink alcohol, I reluctantly do push-ups, I plank until […]

Guys #114, #115, #116 and #117 – The most dangerous drug of all…

Drugs will forever be a part of our lives, whether it’s nicotine, weed, alcohol, cocaine, XTC, roofies, poppers, ketamine, speed or the most dangerous drug of all: Intimacy. The high Intimacy provides is unrivaled by any substance, but like all drugs, Intimacy is only fun by the token of its risk: Dosage is key and […]

Guy #89 – Divide and conquer…

When I lived in Suriname, South America I wasn’t the only white Guy in town. I befriended a Guy who was like me in many ways: He was a hunter, attracted to Latinos as I was, he made sure sex played an important role in his life, he used sex to cope with his insecurity, […]

Guy #49 – Knocking on heaven’s door…

      In October of 2009 I landed a job that required me to spend a few months in Madison, Wisconsin. I was given a car, a hotel room, a laptop and a salary. In return I had to spend my days in a classroom getting a basic feel for the software my employer […]

Guy #34 – Hunter or prey…

        In the gay scene it doesn’t really matter if you’re top or bottom. Hunter or prey, that’s the question. Some go to gay saunas to hunt. Others go there to be hunted. The ones that hunt walk around through barely lit areas filled with the occasional sound of humping men. Then […]

Guy #16 – Mi casa…

        I know enough Portuguese to get a guy to have sex with me. Two words, to be precise: Mi casa I didn’t even say those words to Guy #16. Instead I wrote them down on my cell phone for him to read. Guy #16 nodded in agreement. For those of you […]

Guy #6 – Sex with chocolate chip cookies…

ABOUT THE AUTHOR AND THIS SITE PREVIOUS GUYS     Did I mention Guy #5 had a boyfriend? Well, he did and a few days after spending a night at Guy #5’s place while his boyfriend was away on business, he introduced me to this boyfriend. In doing so, he also introduced me to the […]

Girl #1 – The perfect daughter-in-law

        Between the ages of 16 and 24, my life consisted of falling for girls I imagined could bear the grandchildren that would make my mother so happy. I got rejected every time. For some reason I always gravitated toward the friend zone as if it was a black hole from which […]

Guy #4 – Thirty seconds of horror…

  If you start exploring the world of gay sex, you can’t avoid that moment when a guy starts taking an interest in your anus. During my previous sexual escapades, I had managed to avoid any anal contact. Guy #4 however wanted to do that thing that gay sex is commonly known for. Even scarier, […]

Guy #3 – In the Oval Office…

      When a guy is in a committed relationship with a woman and has sex with another guy on the side, a bedroom becomes a crime scene. Guy #3 cheated on his girlfriend, with me, in her house and on her bed. I was nervous due to my relative sexual inexperience. Guy #3 […]

Guy #2 – A much needed shower…

    If there’s one thing that sets humans apart from animals, it’s post-orgasmic guilt. It’s that moment one sobers up in the time span of literally no more than a few heartbeats, when you realize Kleenex can wipe anything but the shame off your body. You see, when you anonymously meet a guy through […]

Guy #1 – If the shoe fits…

The first one is always special, as special as it can be disappointing. One might say I did Guy #1 out of despair. That’s never a solid ground for any relationship, however casual. But at the time I was already 24 and still a virgin. I avoided seeing The 40 year old virgin because I […]

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