Guy #147 – Pretty woman…

I first saw Pretty Woman a full decade before I became sexually active. I particularly remember that scene where Richard Gere and Julia Roberts go down on a grand piano. Famously, this sex scene lacked any kissing, for Hollywood hookers don’t kiss on the mouth lest they get feelings. Aged 13 and with no real […]

Guys #114, #115, #116 and #117 – The most dangerous drug of all…

Drugs will forever be a part of our lives, whether it’s nicotine, weed, alcohol, cocaine, XTC, roofies, poppers, ketamine, speed or the most dangerous drug of all: Intimacy. The high Intimacy provides is unrivaled by any substance, but like all drugs, Intimacy is only fun by the token of its risk: Dosage is key and […]

Guy #56 – Horny Loner, Sneaky Cheater.

Hotels are great for cheating. One might even say that infidelity supports the Hilton the way zombies define The Walking Dead. Guy #56 was funny, cute, smart, Asian and not single. I was single and had a hotel room at my disposal. As predicted by Newton, sneaky cheaters and horny loners are attracted to each […]

Guy #55 – Post-orgasmic cam session cool down.

When it comes to technology I always lag behind. I survived the 1990s without internet. I didn’t get my first cell phone until 2002. I held on to this Nokia heavyweight until 2012, when Guy #115 gave me my first smartphone out of pity. I was among the last privileged white people to go on […]

Guy #47 – Finding friends in the wrong places…

        I’m not sure what’s worse: Doing porn with someone you can’t stand or doing porn with someone you want to spend the night with. Guy #47 had great looks, a good sense of humor and we seemed to really get each other. The sex was very good, except for the fact […]

Guy #10 – Why I’ve been such a bad kisser for so long…

        Our lips are basically a part of our body that’s turned inside-out. That’s what makes kissing so intimate: It’s when our insides touch, connect and shake tongues. In my experience it’s not uncommon for sex dates to not feature any kissing, for the same reason Julia Roberts refused to kiss Richard […]

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