The world is a beautiful place, but that doesn’t mean everybody you meet at an orgy is your type. I first met Guy #204 in the company of Guys #200, #201, #202 and #203. To me Guy #204 was the odd one out. He was the only one older than me and as such not […]
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Guys #201, #202 and #203 – Five Guys, one cabin, lots of fun…
I suppose the title above does a fairly good job telling this story, but for the sake of fun, let’s go into some details: Guy #200 was someone who recognized me from my blog. He introduced me to Guy #201, his boyfriend, who was also there. There in this case was a drugs invested foam […]
Guy #200 – The fan?
I first kissed Guy #100 in full view of about a dozen Guys that had come and gone before him, making the story of Guy #100 a flashback episode of sorts. The ‘eponymous’ Guy #168 was someone I fell in love with the moment I met him. The experience turned out to be so intense […]
Guy #197 and #198 – Orgy politics…
It’s always nice to be invited to an orgy. You may not be in the mood for an orgy, it might even come at a bad time, but in and of itself, someone asking you to join their private sexfest is a nice compliment if nothing else. While the great thing about orgies is that […]
Guy #196 – Another common side effect of GHB…
People look prettier when you’re high, even more so at orgies, where everybody is high, where you look prettier too. Guy #196 was one of the sweetest, caring and also oldest people I ever ran into at an orgy. His home was designed to facilitate gay sex in large quantities, but more importantly, it was […]
Guy #194 – The cutest Guy in the sauna…
In a gay sauna, there are three types of Guys: The nontouchables, or people I don’t want to touch no matter how often they grab my balls. They account for about 90% of sauna guests, are often fat and hairy, not to mention high. The touchables, 9% of Guys I could see myself doing, not […]
Guys #186, #187, #188, #189, #190, #191, #192 and #193 – The weekend…
I first met Guy #168 standing next to this whirlpool at this gay sauna during this foam party: hundreds of Guys either in their prime or clinging to it for dear life, gathered in a building built to enable gay sex, it be under hot showers, boiling sauna cabins, misty steam quarters, foamy dance floors, […]
Guy #184 and #185 – Spread love, not scabies…
1. Intuition It’s knowing what you don’t know you know yet. It’s the most unreliable advice you should always listen to. It’s what I should’ve listened to the moment I first saw Guy #184. It’s what could have saved me a lot of agony. 2. Social obligation It’s doing what you don’t know you’re doing […]
Guy #182 and #183 – 2 blowjobs, 0 memories…
I started 168guys.com, among other reasons, because I was convinced every Guy I ever had sex with is a story to be told. After all, sex is special, intimate, animalistic and on and off rewarding. Sex is eventful. Or at least, it had been eventful every time when I started this blog. That’s why I […]
Guy #181 – Waiter must cut meat…
If a Guy likes me that much, something must be wrong with him. That was my main thought during my time with Guy #181. Guy #181 was actually kind of very hot. I say kind of, because he wasn’t perfect in each and every way: he had a great personality, he was smart, considerate, caring, […]
Guy #179 and #180 – A hot Guy and someone who was also there…
Threesomes can be like a game of rock paper scissors, only rebranded as a game of top bottom woman. Of course, not everybody can win a game of top bottom woman. Top and bottom get along fine, but it’s not unlikely for a third person at a threesome to more or less just be there. […]
Guy #178 – Matrix Me…
There’s two sides of me. One is Matrix Lennard, cool, in control, super hot and capable of dodging bullets if only for showing off. It’s the Lennard I hope the Guy of my dreams will see in me. Then there’s just Lennard, my actual self, insecure, needy and incapable of dodging insults. Guys I am […]
Guy #176 and #177
It is September 11, 2018, I am 36 years old and at this exact point in time I have had sex with about 305 Guys. I say ‘about’ because, among other things, this story will show you sex is not a simple yes or no variable. When you’ve more or less had sex with some […]
Guy #174 – The one with feelings. And cocaine. And gonorrhoea.
Some time ago I wrote the ‘story’ of Guy #168, except that it wasn’t much of a story, but rather an overview of all my personal issues standing in the way of me getting an actual, loving relationship with a Guy. It’s not that Guy #168 is not a story I don’t want to tell: […]
Guy #172 and #173 – Quitting smoking is easy. I do it all the time…
Gay saunas. A lot of my stories take place in a gay sauna, even though I consider myself a sensitive person who prefers an intimate hug over an anonymous quickie. So why the many, many quickies? To me, sex with strangers is a bit like cigarettes: every month you go without them is a good […]
Guy #170 – Oprah on a bad day…
I don’t like fat. It’s why I prefer walking over public transportation, why I have a gym membership I don’t use as often as I feel I should and why I have to digest guilt each time I eat ice cream. So when I meet a Guy and find myself confronted with the decision whether […]
Guy #169 – When being yourself is easy…
Being yourself is both the easiest and the hardest thing to do. And usually, we opt for making it hard on ourselves. I for one am way too much of a people pleaser. It’s rooted in my innate desire to be liked and/or eternal fear of not being loved. The easiest thing would be to […]
Guy #168 – Meet some of my issues…
“The path of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.” William Blake Ever since I started 168guys.com, the question I get asked the most pertains to what I will do after I reach 168 Guys. The answer is both simple and not so simple. Let’s start with simple. When I started writing this blog, the […]