Guy #199 – A quick history of AIDS…

Movies are almost instantly dated by the technology they feature. You could probably rank every James Bond film chronologically just by looking at 007’s phone. Likewise, you can date gay culture quite accurately by looking at the role of one of its biggest villains: AIDS. I was born in 1982, around the time AIDS began […]

Guy #197 and #198 – Orgy politics…

It’s always nice to be invited to an orgy. You may not be in the mood for an orgy, it might even come at a bad time, but in and of itself, someone asking you to join their private sexfest is a nice compliment if nothing else. While the great thing about orgies is that […]

Guy #196 – Another common side effect of GHB…

People look prettier when you’re high, even more so at orgies, where everybody is high, where you look prettier too. Guy #196 was one of the sweetest, caring and also oldest people I ever ran into at an orgy. His home was designed to facilitate gay sex in large quantities, but more importantly, it was […]

Guy #195 – A common side effect of GHB…

Apart from knowing two people who died doing GHB and having one of my best friends almost die from it, my experiences with this drug are generally top notch. GHB is essentially a cleaning agent mixed with distilled water and as such ideal for rinsing your sink or getting high, the latter being the preferred […]

Guy #194 – The cutest Guy in the sauna…

In a gay sauna, there are three types of Guys: The nontouchables, or people I don’t want to touch no matter how often they grab my balls. They account for about 90% of sauna guests, are often fat and hairy, not to mention high.  The touchables, 9% of Guys I could see myself doing, not […]

Guys #186, #187, #188, #189, #190, #191, #192 and #193 – The weekend…

I first met Guy #168 standing next to this whirlpool at this gay sauna during this foam party: hundreds of Guys either in their prime or clinging to it for dear life, gathered in a building built to enable gay sex, it be under hot showers, boiling sauna cabins, misty steam quarters, foamy dance floors, […]

Guy #184 and #185 – Spread love, not scabies…

1. Intuition It’s knowing what you don’t know you know yet. It’s the most unreliable advice you should always listen to. It’s what I should’ve listened to the moment I first saw Guy #184. It’s what could have saved me a lot of agony. 2. Social obligation It’s doing what you don’t know you’re doing […]

Guy #181 – Waiter must cut meat…

If a Guy likes me that much, something must be wrong with him. That was my main thought during my time with Guy #181. Guy #181 was actually kind of very hot. I say kind of, because he wasn’t perfect in each and every way: he had a great personality, he was smart, considerate, caring, […]

Guy #167 – Twice you go black…

As I’ve mentioned before, I’m not really into ebony. Call me a racist sexist, but black Guys to me are like women in the sense that I have considerable trouble getting hard in their company. Unless of course someone is so unbelievably beautiful and good looking they make you forget about sexuality and preference, someone […]

Guys #154, #155, #156 and #157 – My first orgy…

Porn. How I used to love it. Because if sex is enjoyable, watching people you kind of wish you’d look like having sex is a pleasant alternative. I was about 18 years old when I got internet. It’s safe to say I reached maturity to the tune of Pshhhkkrr​kakingkakingkakingtsh​chch​ding!ding!ding! When I first went online I […]

Guy #146 – Why do gay saunas have to be so dark?

Why do gay saunas have to be so dark? Dimly lit hallways, faint beams of light at waist level, the air of horniness interwoven with the smell of poppers… It’s the perfect environment to show off one’s gym hours without having to truly reveal one’s self. In other words: Darkness carries both truth and lies […]

Guy #90 – The logistics of getting a naked stranger in my bed…

Scoring a sex date is often said to be easy. The truth is that getting a naked stranger in your bed is a logistical nightmare. As with life evolving on a planet, so many factors need to line up perfectly for random sex to even have a remote chance of happening. For starters, you have […]

Guy #85 – XTC.

Three symptoms are indicative of people on XTC: They go out of their way to say how beautiful you are. They can’t get an erection. They go out of their way to say how beautiful you are again. Guy #85 thought I was very good looking. He said so many times. His mind was really […]

Guy #35 – The virgin…

        When I first met Guy #35 I assumed I meant a lot to him. I was his first time with a guy. I knew it’s never wise to have sex out of empathy, but I really felt I could give something to another human being. I had grown so comfortable with […]

Guy #34 – Hunter or prey…

        In the gay scene it doesn’t really matter if you’re top or bottom. Hunter or prey, that’s the question. Some go to gay saunas to hunt. Others go there to be hunted. The ones that hunt walk around through barely lit areas filled with the occasional sound of humping men. Then […]

Guy #28 – Parking lot purgatory…

        Nothing is quite as depressing as sex in a car on a parking lot in broad daylight. First of all, most cars are not designed to have sex in. They’re an ergonomic disaster when it comes to intertwining your body with that of someone else. Second, I was constantly on the […]

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