Guy #169 – When being yourself is easy…

Being yourself is both the easiest and the hardest thing to do. And usually, we opt for making it hard on ourselves. I for one am way too much of a people pleaser. It’s rooted in my innate desire to be liked and/or eternal fear of not being loved. The easiest thing would be to […]

Guy #148 – Three out of three…

If planet Earth houses 7 billion people, it’s safe to say a few hundred million of those people are Guys who enjoy mating with other Guys. On the other hand, of all the hundreds of millions of gay Guys this planet has to offer, frustratingly few of them set up camp on remote tropical paradises. […]

Guy #113 – The one I told my mother about…

My mother and I never talked about my love life. We maintained a silently agreed upon don’t ask don’t tell policy, which meant I ran off every time the subject of love and sex appeared on the horizon. Guy #113 would go down in history as the only Guy I ever told my mother about: […]

Guy #112 – Gayspeak.

Social awkwardness is like quicksand: The more you fight it, the more you drown. I drowned the night I met and did Guy #112. I believe we both did, but I will never know for sure. Communication between Guy #112 and me was so bad I can’t even say if he loathed or loved me. […]

Guy #106 – Damn that beauty…

It is said that looks don’t matter. This is of course the biggest lie since Bill Clinton did not have sexual relations with that woman. Looks can fuel a crush as much as cigars can define a presidency. In terms of hormones, Guy #106 to date has been the only Guy to get me hard […]

Guy #103 – Sticky rice…

Hotels are great for having sex with strangers. When you go online to find a date, Guys in hotels are among the easiest catches. They can host, they are willing and sex will forever be the best amenity the Hilton has to offer. Guy #103 was an Asian guy visiting Europe on business. We met […]

Guy #101 – World’s worst blowjob…

I like sex to be a game of give and take. I want to want and be wanted, love and be loved, take and be taken. As such, I don’t really have a thing for Guys that are either very dominant or extremely passive. I prefer my Guys to be versatile in each and every […]

Guy #100 – The joy of revenge sex…

Guy #96 was the love of my life. Well, maybe not so much the love of my life as that I wanted to do him at least once and be done with it. Sadly, Guy #96 stalled at dry humping every single time. He simply refused to cheat on his boyfriend. If he got caught, […]

Guys #59 through #79 – To sex or not to sex…

I have a confession to make. I’m not entirely sure how many Guys I’ve had sex with in my lifetime. Yes, this site is called 168guys.com, but in all honesty 168 is just a ballpark figure. I had already bought the domain name when I created an Excel document listing all my sexual escapades. As […]

Guy #34 – Hunter or prey…

        In the gay scene it doesn’t really matter if you’re top or bottom. Hunter or prey, that’s the question. Some go to gay saunas to hunt. Others go there to be hunted. The ones that hunt walk around through barely lit areas filled with the occasional sound of humping men. Then […]

Guy #28 – Parking lot purgatory…

        Nothing is quite as depressing as sex in a car on a parking lot in broad daylight. First of all, most cars are not designed to have sex in. They’re an ergonomic disaster when it comes to intertwining your body with that of someone else. Second, I was constantly on the […]

Guy #24 – What’s love got to do with it?

        Over the years I’ve come to the conclusion there’s no such thing as just sex. I met some gay people who seem slightly offended when I suggest their latest dark room encounter has a lot of value for them somehow. For some reason people have trouble embracing the fact that people […]

Guy #19 – The quickest of quickies…

        If a guy grabs you by the balls while you’re peeing into a urinal and you let him, does that count as sex? I guess technically it could count as the quickest of quickies, clocking in at 5.4 seconds of absolute foreplay. Even in a filthy public washroom Guy #19 was […]

Guy #17 – Not perfect enough…

    I visited a gay sauna recently. For those of you unfamiliar with the concept: A gay sauna is a facility where guys have sex with anonymous strangers in dimly lit conditions. The first guy to hit on me was a chubby guy with a funny accent. “Hi, you pretty boy,” he said as […]

Guy #16 – Mi casa…

        I know enough Portuguese to get a guy to have sex with me. Two words, to be precise: Mi casa I didn’t even say those words to Guy #16. Instead I wrote them down on my cell phone for him to read. Guy #16 nodded in agreement. For those of you […]

Guy #11 – The hunter…

        The first and only time I drank so much alcohol it made me vomit was the night I kissed Guy #11. I don’t think he knew. The kissing happened after the vomiting, in case he’s reading this and wondering. At the time I cruised our local gay scene on a weekly […]

Guy #8 – Caught in translation…

    The story of Guy #8 began when the two of us bumped into each other one night under the fluorescent light of a dirty washroom filled with penetrant club music and the sound of a guy peeing into a urinal that had somehow gotten stuffed with toilet paper. Don’t expect a love story. […]

Guy #7 – Like Oliver Twist at an all-you-can-eat buffet…

      Imagine living in a country with only one gay nightclub, anonomously cornered between a gas station and the country’s only Pizza Hut. And you’re pretty much the only white guy there. You’ll find that of all the people you meet, the vast majority wants to have sex with you. To me this […]

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