The world is a beautiful place, but that doesn’t mean everybody you meet at an orgy is your type. I first met Guy #204 in the company of Guys #200, #201, #202 and #203. To me Guy #204 was the odd one out. He was the only one older than me and as such not […]
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Guys #201, #202 and #203 – Five Guys, one cabin, lots of fun…
I suppose the title above does a fairly good job telling this story, but for the sake of fun, let’s go into some details: Guy #200 was someone who recognized me from my blog. He introduced me to Guy #201, his boyfriend, who was also there. There in this case was a drugs invested foam […]
Guy #200 – The fan?
I first kissed Guy #100 in full view of about a dozen Guys that had come and gone before him, making the story of Guy #100 a flashback episode of sorts. The ‘eponymous’ Guy #168 was someone I fell in love with the moment I met him. The experience turned out to be so intense […]
Guy #199 – A quick history of AIDS…
Movies are almost instantly dated by the technology they feature. You could probably rank every James Bond film chronologically just by looking at 007’s phone. Likewise, you can date gay culture quite accurately by looking at the role of one of its biggest villains: AIDS. I was born in 1982, around the time AIDS began […]
Guy #197 and #198 – Orgy politics…
It’s always nice to be invited to an orgy. You may not be in the mood for an orgy, it might even come at a bad time, but in and of itself, someone asking you to join their private sexfest is a nice compliment if nothing else. While the great thing about orgies is that […]
Guy #196 – Another common side effect of GHB…
People look prettier when you’re high, even more so at orgies, where everybody is high, where you look prettier too. Guy #196 was one of the sweetest, caring and also oldest people I ever ran into at an orgy. His home was designed to facilitate gay sex in large quantities, but more importantly, it was […]
Guy #195 – A common side effect of GHB…
Apart from knowing two people who died doing GHB and having one of my best friends almost die from it, my experiences with this drug are generally top notch. GHB is essentially a cleaning agent mixed with distilled water and as such ideal for rinsing your sink or getting high, the latter being the preferred […]
Guy #194 – The cutest Guy in the sauna…
In a gay sauna, there are three types of Guys: The nontouchables, or people I don’t want to touch no matter how often they grab my balls. They account for about 90% of sauna guests, are often fat and hairy, not to mention high. The touchables, 9% of Guys I could see myself doing, not […]
Guys #186, #187, #188, #189, #190, #191, #192 and #193 – The weekend…
I first met Guy #168 standing next to this whirlpool at this gay sauna during this foam party: hundreds of Guys either in their prime or clinging to it for dear life, gathered in a building built to enable gay sex, it be under hot showers, boiling sauna cabins, misty steam quarters, foamy dance floors, […]
Guy #184 and #185 – Spread love, not scabies…
1. Intuition It’s knowing what you don’t know you know yet. It’s the most unreliable advice you should always listen to. It’s what I should’ve listened to the moment I first saw Guy #184. It’s what could have saved me a lot of agony. 2. Social obligation It’s doing what you don’t know you’re doing […]
Guy #182 and #183 – 2 blowjobs, 0 memories…
I started 168guys.com, among other reasons, because I was convinced every Guy I ever had sex with is a story to be told. After all, sex is special, intimate, animalistic and on and off rewarding. Sex is eventful. Or at least, it had been eventful every time when I started this blog. That’s why I […]
Guy #181 – Waiter must cut meat…
If a Guy likes me that much, something must be wrong with him. That was my main thought during my time with Guy #181. Guy #181 was actually kind of very hot. I say kind of, because he wasn’t perfect in each and every way: he had a great personality, he was smart, considerate, caring, […]
Guy #179 and #180 – A hot Guy and someone who was also there…
Threesomes can be like a game of rock paper scissors, only rebranded as a game of top bottom woman. Of course, not everybody can win a game of top bottom woman. Top and bottom get along fine, but it’s not unlikely for a third person at a threesome to more or less just be there. […]
Guy #178 – Matrix Me…
There’s two sides of me. One is Matrix Lennard, cool, in control, super hot and capable of dodging bullets if only for showing off. It’s the Lennard I hope the Guy of my dreams will see in me. Then there’s just Lennard, my actual self, insecure, needy and incapable of dodging insults. Guys I am […]
Guy #176 and #177
It is September 11, 2018, I am 36 years old and at this exact point in time I have had sex with about 305 Guys. I say ‘about’ because, among other things, this story will show you sex is not a simple yes or no variable. When you’ve more or less had sex with some […]
Guy #174 – The one with feelings. And cocaine. And gonorrhoea.
Some time ago I wrote the ‘story’ of Guy #168, except that it wasn’t much of a story, but rather an overview of all my personal issues standing in the way of me getting an actual, loving relationship with a Guy. It’s not that Guy #168 is not a story I don’t want to tell: […]
Guy #172 and #173 – Quitting smoking is easy. I do it all the time…
Gay saunas. A lot of my stories take place in a gay sauna, even though I consider myself a sensitive person who prefers an intimate hug over an anonymous quickie. So why the many, many quickies? To me, sex with strangers is a bit like cigarettes: every month you go without them is a good […]
Guy #171 – The old Guy…
If there’s one thing I hate it’s getting old. I don’t mind picking up some wisdom here and there as the years go by, but dammit the skin around my eyes wrinkles when I laugh. I’m getting wrinkles. Perhaps the main reason for clinging to my youth is the way I treated ‘old’ people all […]