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Tag: Humor
Guy #178 – Matrix Me…
There’s two sides of me. One is Matrix Lennard, cool, in control, super hot and capable of dodging bullets if … More
Guy #176 and #177
It is September 11, 2018, I am 36 years old and at this exact point in time I have had … More
Guy #174 – The one with feelings. And cocaine. And gonorrhoea.
Some time ago I wrote the ‘story’ of Guy #168, except that it wasn’t much of a story, but rather … More
Guy #172 and #173 – Quitting smoking is easy. I do it all the time…
Gay saunas. A lot of my stories take place in a gay sauna, even though I consider myself a sensitive … More
Guy #171 – The old Guy…
If there’s one thing I hate it’s getting old. I don’t mind picking up some wisdom here and there as … More
Guy #170 – Oprah on a bad day…
I don’t like fat. It’s why I prefer walking over public transportation, why I have a gym membership I don’t … More
Guy #169 – When being yourself is easy…
Being yourself is both the easiest and the hardest thing to do. And usually, we opt for making it hard … More
Guy #168 – Meet some of my issues…
“The path of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.” William Blake Ever since I started 168guys.com, the question I … More
Guy #167 – Twice you go black…
As I’ve mentioned before, I’m not really into ebony. Call me a racist sexist, but black Guys to me are … More
Guy #166 – The thing with orgies…
“Can I fuck you?” were the first and pretty much only words Guy #166 ever spoke to me. I don’t … More
Guy #165 – Two Guys, some drugs and a whirlpool…
Imagine for a second a universe that is truly infinite. Picture yourself traversing the cosmos for an eternity and more … More
Guy #164 – Attractiveness means nothing. And everything.
Here’s the thing with being attractive: It doesn’t really mean anything. And it means everything. Attractiveness is a conflict in … More
Guy #163 – Being a dominant kiss-ass…
Being a psychologist who spends a lot of time in places where gays get naked, I see insecurity the way … More
Guy #162 – The perfect relationship for when you don’t know how to have them…
I suppose Guy #162 was the perfect Guy in many ways. We never talked, we never committed, we never expected … More
Guy #160 and #161 – 9 minute 20 second relationships
According to PornHub the average human being visits their site for 9 minutes and 20 seconds. Think about it. Isn’t … More
Guy #159 – That thing I hate to talk about…
Let’s talk about anal sex. It’s a kind of sex the way artichokes are a kind of food: You usually … More
Guys #154, #155, #156 and #157 – My first orgy…
Porn. How I used to love it. Because if sex is enjoyable, watching people you kind of wish you’d look … More
