Guy #197 and #198 – Orgy politics…

It’s always nice to be invited to an orgy. You may not be in the mood for an orgy, it might even come at a bad time, but in and of itself, someone asking you to join their private sexfest is a nice compliment if nothing else. While the great thing about orgies is that […]

Guy #196 – Another common side effect of GHB…

People look prettier when you’re high, even more so at orgies, where everybody is high, where you look prettier too. Guy #196 was one of the sweetest, caring and also oldest people I ever ran into at an orgy. His home was designed to facilitate gay sex in large quantities, but more importantly, it was […]

Guy #195 – A common side effect of GHB…

Apart from knowing two people who died doing GHB and having one of my best friends almost die from it, my experiences with this drug are generally top notch. GHB is essentially a cleaning agent mixed with distilled water and as such ideal for rinsing your sink or getting high, the latter being the preferred […]

Guy #160 and #161 – 9 minute 20 second relationships

According to PornHub the average human being visits their site for 9 minutes and 20 seconds. Think about it. Isn’t it the greatest statistic in the history of statistics? That’s 9 minutes and 20 seconds between pressing Play and grabbing Kleenex. 9 minutes and 20 seconds is all the time we invest in porn stars […]

Guy #146 – Why do gay saunas have to be so dark?

Why do gay saunas have to be so dark? Dimly lit hallways, faint beams of light at waist level, the air of horniness interwoven with the smell of poppers… It’s the perfect environment to show off one’s gym hours without having to truly reveal one’s self. In other words: Darkness carries both truth and lies […]

Guy #142 – The awkwardness of dating people the normal way…

Old fashioned as it may seem, sometimes you meet people you will have sex with on normal, everyday gatherings such as birthday parties. Guy #142 and I met one night and ended up eating cake together, which somehow evolved into us exchanging phone numbers. A few weeks later I found myself having sex with him […]

Guy #138 – The hotness that is clinical depression…

A few years ago my father died. I never dealt with it very well. Sometimes I wonder if I myself want to live at all. Those were the words Guy #138 spoke toward the end of our date, mere seconds before getting in his car and driving off. More often than not, a sex date […]

Guy #131 – The ring beard…

Blessed with everything but a plan or even the slightest idea of what I wanted to do with my life, I moved to the island of Curaçao in October of 2013. For a few years I lived in this tiny country, cocooned from the outside world by its climate, the beaches, the rum, the air […]

Guy #121 – The dorminant one…

Dominance. When it comes to sex, some people like to dominate. Others like to be dominated. Guy #121 was dominant. He said so many times. He first made mention of it in our online conversation. He brought it up again over coffee. When we were at his place he once again asked if I was […]

Guy #112 – Gayspeak.

Social awkwardness is like quicksand: The more you fight it, the more you drown. I drowned the night I met and did Guy #112. I believe we both did, but I will never know for sure. Communication between Guy #112 and me was so bad I can’t even say if he loathed or loved me. […]

Guy #111 – Downton Shabby.

Guy #111 lived in with his landlord, an 84 four year old friend who had somewhere else to be that night. The house was what you’d expect from someone old enough to dislike Germans for a reason. I found myself on the set of Downton Abbey with one of the cuter looking footmen as my […]

Guy #108 – Good things come from taking pictures of mirrors…

Guy #108 and I dug each other’s pictures. It was all we talked about online. He was hot, I was hot and together we set a date to celebrate our collective hotness. Usually dates based solely on hotness feature very little conversation. When two Guys get together for sex a conversation is like listening to […]

Guy #98 – The tease…

When love doesn’t work out our brains tend to warp reality. So when things didn’t work out between me and Guy #96, around the time I was feeling devastated and sorry for myself, every remotely cute looking Asian Guy I ran into was a potential love interest. Literally every Guy I laid my eyes on […]

Guy #97 – Going on the prebound…

When a relationship ends in tears, as it often does, it’s customary to remedy our sadness by hooking up with someone we have no emotional attachment to. It’s like taking a vitamin pill when all you really want is heroin. In the case of Guy #96 the tears came before we ever got around to […]

Guy #89 – Divide and conquer…

When I lived in Suriname, South America I wasn’t the only white Guy in town. I befriended a Guy who was like me in many ways: He was a hunter, attracted to Latinos as I was, he made sure sex played an important role in his life, he used sex to cope with his insecurity, […]

Guy #88 – The weasel…

Moses should have given us an 11th commandment: Thou shalt not pitysex. I never cheated, I never killed someone, I never coveted my neighbor’s donkey, I only broke a very small number of hearts, but I did commit pitysex many, many times. I guess that says something about me. I’m the type of person that […]

Guy #87 – Trying to be me…

Sometimes I miss Guy #87. Sexually speaking, he was the cream of the crop. He looked awesome, felt better and our performance was stellar. When I think of Guy #87, I wonder about what could have been, what I did wrong and what he never told me. On paper and in practice, Guy #87 was […]

Guy #84 – The stalker…

A fact of life is that some people are crazy. And sometimes you find out someone is crazy after exchanging bodily fluids and phone numbers. Guy #84 and I spent about an hour together. It was good. He was very passionate, funny, kind and made me feel completely at ease. He liked me as well. […]

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