Guy #210 and #211 – So you think you can choke my boyfriend…

“Put your hand there.”“Grab his ass.”“Turn him around.” “Now choke him.” These are things Guy #210…

Guy #207 – The horrible aftermath of that time I cried at an orgy…

Guy #207 was by far one of the saddest individuals I ever had sex with. He…

Guy #197 and #198 – Orgy politics…

It’s always nice to be invited to an orgy. You may not be in the mood…

Guy #196 – Another common side effect of GHB…

People look prettier when you’re high, even more so at orgies, where everybody is high, where…

Guy #195 – A common side effect of GHB…

Apart from knowing two people who died doing GHB and having one of my best friends…

Guy #160 and #161 – 9 minute 20 second relationships

According to PornHub the average human being visits their site for 9 minutes and 20 seconds.…

Guy #146 – Why do gay saunas have to be so dark?

Why do gay saunas have to be so dark? Dimly lit hallways, faint beams of light…

Guy #142 – The awkwardness of dating people the normal way…

Old fashioned as it may seem, sometimes you meet people you will have sex with on…

Guy #138 – The hotness that is clinical depression…

A few years ago my father died. I never dealt with it very well. Sometimes I…

Guy #131 – The ring beard…

Blessed with everything but a plan or even the slightest idea of what I wanted to…

Guy #121 – The dorminant one…

Dominance. When it comes to sex, some people like to dominate. Others like to be dominated.…

Guy #112 – Gayspeak.

Social awkwardness is like quicksand: The more you fight it, the more you drown. I drowned…

Guy #111 – Downton Shabby.

Guy #111 lived in with his landlord, an 84 four year old friend who had somewhere…

Guy #108 – Good things come from taking pictures of mirrors…

Guy #108 and I dug each other’s pictures. It was all we talked about online. He…

Guy #98 – The tease…

When love doesn’t work out our brains tend to warp reality. So when things didn’t work…

Guy #97 – Going on the prebound…

When a relationship ends in tears, as it often does, it’s customary to remedy our sadness…

Guy #89 – Divide and conquer…

When I lived in Suriname, South America, I wasn’t the only white Guy in town. I…

Guy #88 – The weasel…

Moses should have given us an 11th commandment: Thou shalt not pitysex. I never cheated, I…