Guys #125, #126, #127, #128 and #129 – Floating…

Baggage. We all carry it. And like drug mules bluffing their way through customs, we all lie about what we carry. It’s not that we have anything necessarily worth hiding, but baggage just happens to be a dish served best in installments. We all carry a vast collection of issues small and big, most of […]

Guy #118 – Dating alone together…

Sex is like food. Whether it’s caviar, a Happy Meal or anything in between, sex is something to look forward to. But unless it’s masturbation sex is not a dish you eat alone. Eating together can be very rewarding, provided both parties can agree on what’s for dinner. Guy #118 and I had met online, […]

Guy #110 – The Oscar to my Elmo…

Sometimes life gives you lemons. Lemonwise, 2012 was not a great year for me. My mother was undergoing treatment for ovarian cancer, my brain still went sour at the thought of Guy #96 and I had to work as a telemarketer to make ends meet. Dating at the time was an escape. The same was […]

Guy #97 – Going on the prebound…

When a relationship ends in tears, as it often does, it’s customary to remedy our sadness by hooking up with someone we have no emotional attachment to. It’s like taking a vitamin pill when all you really want is heroin. In the case of Guy #96 the tears came before we ever got around to […]

Guy #58 – The perfect storm of bad coping…

Why am I doing this? If you ever ask yourself that question during sex, that’s a symptom of being involved in very bad sex. Other symptoms include loathing yourself, wanting to cry and having the urge to punch your sexual partner in the face. Nothing was really wrong with Guy #58. I was just sad […]

Guy #57 (Part 1) – Love.

I was 18 the first time I fell in love. She was the perfect daughter-in-law: Smart, funny, independent and pretty. I imagined us becoming part of each other’s family, going on fun family weekends. I had literally dreamed about us making tender love on one of our camping trips. In my heart I was ready […]

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