Guy #204 – Hottest consent ever…

The world is a beautiful place, but that doesn’t mean everybody you meet at an orgy is your type. I first met Guy #204 in the company of Guys #200, #201, #202 and #203. To me Guy #204 was the odd one out. He was the only one older than me and as such not […]

Guys #201, #202 and #203 – Five Guys, one cabin, lots of fun…

I suppose the title above does a fairly good job telling this story, but for the sake of fun, let’s go into some details: Guy #200 was someone who recognized me from my blog. He introduced me to Guy #201, his boyfriend, who was also there. There in this case was a drugs invested foam […]

Guy #200 – The fan?

I first kissed Guy #100 in full view of about a dozen Guys that had come and gone before him, making the story of Guy #100 a flashback episode of sorts. The ‘eponymous’ Guy #168 was someone I fell in love with the moment I met him. The experience turned out to be so intense […]

Guys #186, #187, #188, #189, #190, #191, #192 and #193 – The weekend…

I first met Guy #168 standing next to this whirlpool at this gay sauna during this foam party: hundreds of Guys either in their prime or clinging to it for dear life, gathered in a building built to enable gay sex, it be under hot showers, boiling sauna cabins, misty steam quarters, foamy dance floors, […]

Guy #182 and #183 – 2 blowjobs, 0 memories…

I started 168guys.com, among other reasons, because I was convinced every Guy I ever had sex with is a story to be told. After all, sex is special, intimate, animalistic and on and off rewarding. Sex is eventful. Or at least, it had been eventful every time when I started this blog. That’s why I […]

Guy #181 – Waiter must cut meat…

If a Guy likes me that much, something must be wrong with him. That was my main thought during my time with Guy #181. Guy #181 was actually kind of very hot. I say kind of, because he wasn’t perfect in each and every way: he had a great personality, he was smart, considerate, caring, […]

Guy #179 and #180 – A hot Guy and someone who was also there…

Threesomes can be like a game of rock paper scissors, only rebranded as a game of top bottom woman. Of course, not everybody can win a game of top bottom woman. Top and bottom get along fine, but it’s not unlikely for a third person at a threesome to more or less just be there. […]

Guy #178 – Matrix Me…

There’s two sides of me. One is Matrix Lennard, cool, in control, super hot and capable of dodging bullets if only for showing off. It’s the Lennard I hope the Guy of my dreams will see in me. Then there’s just Lennard, my actual self, insecure, needy and incapable of dodging insults. Guys I am […]

Guy #176 and #177

It is September 11, 2018, I am 36 years old and at this exact point in time I have had sex with about 305 Guys. I say ‘about’ because, among other things, this story will show you sex is not a simple yes or no variable. When you’ve more or less had sex with some […]

Guy #175 – Donald Trump the aphrodisiac…

“I apologize for Donald Trump,” was one of the first things Guy #175 said to me. I don’t have anything against Americans, but the ones who apologize for Donald Trump the first chance they get have a special place in my heart. There’s nothing cuter than a Guy apologetically admitting his American citizenship, knowing all […]

Guy #174 – The one with feelings. And cocaine. And gonorrhoea.

Some time ago I wrote the ‘story’ of Guy #168, except that it wasn’t much of a story, but rather an overview of all my personal issues standing in the way of me getting an actual, loving relationship with a Guy. It’s not that Guy #168 is not a story I don’t want to tell: […]

Guy #172 and #173 – Quitting smoking is easy. I do it all the time…

Gay saunas. A lot of my stories take place in a gay sauna, even though I consider myself a sensitive person who prefers an intimate hug over an anonymous quickie. So why the many, many quickies? To me, sex with strangers is a bit like cigarettes: every month you go without them is a good […]

Guy #171 – The old Guy…

If there’s one thing I hate it’s getting old. I don’t mind picking up some wisdom here and there as the years go by, but dammit the skin around my eyes wrinkles when I laugh. I’m getting wrinkles. Perhaps the main reason for clinging to my youth is the way I treated ‘old’ people all […]

Guy #170 – Oprah on a bad day…

I don’t like fat. It’s why I prefer walking over public transportation, why I have a gym membership I don’t use as often as I feel I should and why I have to digest guilt each time I eat ice cream. So when I meet a Guy and find myself confronted with the decision whether […]

Guy #169 – When being yourself is easy…

Being yourself is both the easiest and the hardest thing to do. And usually, we opt for making it hard on ourselves. I for one am way too much of a people pleaser. It’s rooted in my innate desire to be liked and/or eternal fear of not being loved. The easiest thing would be to […]

Guy #168 – Meet some of my issues…

“The path of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.” William Blake Ever since I started 168guys.com, the question I get asked the most pertains to what I will do after I reach 168 Guys. The answer is both simple and not so simple. Let’s start with simple. When I started writing this blog, the […]

Guy #167 – Twice you go black…

As I’ve mentioned before, I’m not really into ebony. Call me a racist sexist, but black Guys to me are like women in the sense that I have considerable trouble getting hard in their company. Unless of course someone is so unbelievably beautiful and good looking they make you forget about sexuality and preference, someone […]

Guy #166 – The thing with orgies…

“Can I fuck you?” were the first and pretty much only words Guy #166 ever spoke to me. I don’t remember much of our remaining conversation but imagine I must have said something along the lines of Yes, as Guy #166 in fact became the 166th Guy I ever had sex with shortly after the […]

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