Guys #114, #115, #116 and #117 – The most dangerous drug of all…

Drugs will forever be a part of our lives, whether it’s nicotine, weed, alcohol, cocaine, XTC,…

Guy #113 – The one I told my mother about…

My mother and I never talked about my love life. We maintained a silently agreed upon…

Guy #110 – The Oscar to my Elmo…

Sometimes life gives you lemons. Lemonwise, 2012 was not a great year for me. My mother…

Guy #105 – Urkel.

Love can be either devastating or annoying. Guy #105 was annoying. The more he fell in…

Guy #100 – The joy of revenge sex…

Guy #96 was the love of my life. Well, maybe not so much the love of…

Guy #98 – The tease…

When love doesn’t work out our brains tend to warp reality. So when things didn’t work…

Guy #? – A letter to a Guy I haven’t had sex with. Yet.

Guy #? and I met each other last December. We eyed, smiled and even talked to…

Guy #97 – Going on the prebound…

When a relationship ends in tears, as it often does, it’s customary to remedy our sadness…

Guy #96 – A long distance relationship that was absolutely fabulous until it absolutely wasn’t…

Guy #96 lived in Europe. I lived in South America. We had met on the internet.…

Guy #94 – The sad one…

There was a time when Facebook was my main source of dates. The country I lived…

Guy #91 – Abs and brains.

People reading this blog probably would’t think of me as the relationship type. The format of…

Guy #88 – The weasel…

Moses should have given us an 11th commandment: Thou shalt not pitysex. I never cheated, I…

Guy #87 – Trying to be me…

Sometimes I miss Guy #87. Sexually speaking, he was the cream of the crop. He looked…

Guy #86 – A slut in sheep’s clothing…

There are numerous reasons why I started a blog about all the Guys I ever had…

Guy #83 – By the way, I’m a Nazi.

People go on dating sites because it gives them hope.Each time you receive a message from…

Guy #57 (Part 1) – Love.

I was 18 the first time I fell in love. She was the perfect daughter-in-law: Smart,…

Guy #48 – Summertime sadness…

Dear Guy #48, Are you still alive? I can’t find you on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or…

Guy #46 – The massage…

A good massage is quite literally like a trip to heaven, a place of infinite bliss…