Guy #135 – The best sex. Yet.

The last time I had sex with Guy #135 I whispered “I love you” seconds before…

Guy #134 – Shame…

Guy #134 made me realize something. Car sex is depressing, if not depressingly impractical. Though I…

Guy #133 – On the beach…

When you live on a tropical island and use Grindr to meet up with Guys, it’s…

Guy #132 – The marine.

A question I get asked on a daily basis is whether I’m top or bottom. At…

Guy #131 – The ring beard…

Blessed with everything but a plan or even the slightest idea of what I wanted to…

Guy #130 – The Lay After…

My mother and I never spoke much about my private life, though I did manage to…

Guys #125, #126, #127, #128 and #129 – Floating…

Baggage. We all carry it.And like drug mules bluffing their way through customs, we all lie…

Guy #124 – Let the dolphin speak…

Sometimes Guys on Grindr fail to get the message: That he’s just not that into you.…

Guy #122 – The spoiled brat…

Like most men never subjected to radiation poisoning I have hair growing out of my body…

Guy #121 – The dorminant one…

Dominance. When it comes to sex, some people like to dominate. Others like to be dominated.…

Guy #118 – Dating alone together…

Sex is like food. Whether it’s caviar, a Happy Meal or anything in between, sex is…

Guy #113 – The one I told my mother about…

My mother and I never talked about my love life. We maintained a silently agreed upon…

Guy #111 – Downton Shabby.

Guy #111 lived in with his landlord, an 84 four year old friend who had somewhere…

Guy #109 – That time STD’s were sexy…

Common as they are, no one particularly enjoys talking about STD’s. The human body is an…

Guy #108 – Good things come from taking pictures of mirrors…

Guy #108 and I dug each other’s pictures. It was all we talked about online. He…

Guy #107 – The former model…

Not too long ago scientists discovered an Earth-like planet about 490 light years away. That means…

Guy #106 – Damn that beauty…

It is said that looks don’t matter. This is of course the biggest lie since Bill…

Guy #105 – Urkel.

Love can be either devastating or annoying. Guy #105 was annoying. The more he fell in…